We write.
You post.
They notice.

Trusted by execs at $50M+ companies to sound smart β€” without sounding like everyone else.

Feared by cowards,
loved by visionaries.

We’ve helped leaders write like they actually talk β€” and sound smarter doing it.

  • Click.

    We scan the week’s headlines and email you a few to select from.

  • Chill.

    We write your post like it came from your brain on its best day.

  • Crush.

    You hit publish, stay relevant, and spark engaging conversations.

Our offerings.

Founder Pricing for a limited number of early clients. Prices will increase as we expand β€” but your rate stays locked in.

Signal 🍊

Four ghostwritten post per month, sourced from relevant news, delivered in your voice. $1K/month

Presence 🍊

Eight posts per month, plus feedback & weekly suggested post followups. $2/month

Strategy 🍊

Everything in other packages plus monthly strategy call, email support, & brainstorming map. $4/month

Wanna go bigger?

  • Thought leadership, delivered to your inbox. Based on real, relevant news, tuned to your style.

    Deliverables: Mind map of content ecosystem (free), morning digest

  • The kind of content people remember like their first dance. Think: interactive essays, microsites, explainers, narrative prototypes. Built to feel like magic: equal parts poetry and pixels.

    Deliverables: interactives, story-driven landing pages, brand labs, fun digital toys and games

  • Create serialized content that keeps your audience coming back for more.

    Deliverables: editorial calendars, newsletter series, LinkedIn ghostwriting, lead-gen funnels

  • Blend human voice with machine speed β€” all without sounding like a friggin’ chatbot. (See? They don’t use the word β€œfriggin’")

    Deliverables: prompt libraries, AI workflow setup, content QA automation, content ops audits

  • Cut through the slimy muck with a message that actually sticks.

    Deliverables: messaging frameworks, origin stories, site copy, tone-of-voice guides

β€œ
A unique ability to make any subject matter interesting, relatable, and fun.
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— CEO of Web3 company , $2M Seed Funding
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Incredibly talented, crafted one of the best newsletters in the world!
”
— President of media company, $55M ARR
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Quick wit combined with a deep understanding of marketing shines through in everything they do.
”
— CTO of AI cybersecurity company, $14M ARR

Partner with us.

Build an executive social arm that actually works.

We ghostwrite for high-trust founders and execs. You get scale without stress.

🍊 White-label available
🍊 Flat-rate or performance-based
🍊 First post is free β€” and good enough to forward to their board. You help founders or execs build their reputation and we’ll help you scale it.