We write.
You post.
They notice.
Trusted by execs at $50M+ companies to sound smart β without sounding like everyone else.
Feared by cowards,
loved by visionaries.
Weβve helped leaders write like they actually talk β and sound smarter doing it.






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Click.
We scan the weekβs headlines and email you a few to select from.
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Chill.
We write your post like it came from your brain on its best day.
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Crush.
You hit publish, stay relevant, and spark engaging conversations.
Our offerings.
Founder Pricing for a limited number of early clients. Prices will increase as we expand β but your rate stays locked in.
Signal π
Four ghostwritten post per month, sourced from relevant news, delivered in your voice. $1K/month
Presence π
Eight posts per month, plus feedback & weekly suggested post followups. $2/month
Strategy π
Everything in other packages plus monthly strategy call, email support, & brainstorming map. $4/month
Wanna go bigger?
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Thought leadership, delivered to your inbox. Based on real, relevant news, tuned to your style.
Deliverables: Mind map of content ecosystem (free), morning digest -
The kind of content people remember like their first dance. Think: interactive essays, microsites, explainers, narrative prototypes. Built to feel like magic: equal parts poetry and pixels.
Deliverables: interactives, story-driven landing pages, brand labs, fun digital toys and games
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Create serialized content that keeps your audience coming back for more.
Deliverables: editorial calendars, newsletter series, LinkedIn ghostwriting, lead-gen funnels
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Blend human voice with machine speed β all without sounding like a frigginβ chatbot. (See? They donβt use the word βfrigginβ")
Deliverables: prompt libraries, AI workflow setup, content QA automation, content ops audits
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Cut through the slimy muck with a message that actually sticks.
Deliverables: messaging frameworks, origin stories, site copy, tone-of-voice guides

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A unique ability to make any subject matter interesting, relatable, and fun.
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Incredibly talented, crafted one of the best newsletters in the world!
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Quick wit combined with a deep understanding of marketing shines through in everything they do.
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Partner with us.
Build an executive social arm that actually works.
We ghostwrite for high-trust founders and execs. You get scale without stress.
π White-label available
π Flat-rate or performance-based
π First post is free β and good enough to forward to their board. You help founders or execs build their reputation and weβll help you scale it.